choke her while you fuck her

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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shitty-science

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

afrojabi

thank you for this

legalmexican

I need the equation you used for this

tehnakki

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It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

l0rdfapulous

I hate this website

bitchimightbey

This could be a SAT question

moneyyprincesss-blog

i swear this came on my SAT exam??

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blxxdfae

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

furiouslyfeminist

We have states bigger than your entire country

zerotheduke

ur largest city

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london

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baedesu

Oh…. honey….honey no

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thebestjackdaw

Why does everything involving england turn into a dick measuring contest? Who gives a fuck about chicago? No one fucking asked about chicago. Like congratulations, you built on more native american land than us
Eat your kfc and find something better to do

rasec-wizzlbang

England wants to talk about colonization and building on lands that dont belong to them, now?

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moneyyprincesss-blog

england, pls don’t talk

huntingforsanity
rum

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

phintys

how does he answer questions?

rum

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer